Prepare to face Doom's Army

First of all, I am sorry that I have neglected my blog. I really like posting. Anyway, you might want to gather up your guns (muscle and Nerf) because Doom's Army is coming to town. It's a group that I put together of my siblings and friends. My code Name is DOOM1. My other General is DOOM2. We are training like crazy to fight my best friend in a GIANT Nerf war. Prepare to get CRUSHED, Kaelen!


By the way, if you live in Gilbert, you might be able to join. comment and ask me!

Weirdest Song and Artist ever... and proud of it!

My favorite song artist is Weird Al Yankovic. (boooooooo) Yeah I know he's awesome. Me and my sisters followed in his footsteps. We wrote these lyrics to Apologize by Onerpublic.


I walk into the BK everyone is nice and round
I'm hopin I can stay, but the oil don't make a sound
tell them that I need some then my hopes are all cut down
WHAT???
they tell me thet they're sorry but I gotta turn around
yeah
It's too late to order fries
too late
It's too late to order fries
too late*chorus
whooooaaaahhhhh

I take another shake, take a pie, take a chicken wing
eat em pipin hot lots of meat, whats left for me?
yeah yeah
cooked em with a fire red, and I'm turnin blue
sorry like an angel nothin left to feed to you
but I'm afraid
* chorus

(music interlude)


*chorus twice

I walk out of the BK I am not nice and rounddddddd......

New Blog

I just started another blog! It's all about instances when people use Instant Message Lingo (IDK, BRB, etc.) This is the address: tmibrbidkandotherimthings.blogspot.com . I hope you have fun!

Prop 102

As you know a politics battle is being fought over marriage. In California, it's Prop 8. In Arizona it's Prop 102. I just wanted to let you know that I support it. That's also the reason I wouldn't vote for Obama if I could. Go McCain, and GO PROP 102!

Mother's Challenge

As you know (I hope), my mother asked me and my brothers to write about what would have happened if the pilgrims landed in Arizona. I think that instead of having turkey and stuff, they would have roasted Gila Monsters, Rattlesnakes, and cactus fruit. AND they would have to make more food for people, because the people who would have died in the winter would still be alive. The final food they would have would probably be roasted Cicadas. X-(

Survey

I want to do a survey. The category is your favorite candy bar.


CRUNCH Bar: 1
Twix: 1
Hersheys: 1
Hersheys Symphony:

Submit your answers!

Chapter 2

Here's the second chapter.


Chapter 2
I wanted to die. I seriously wanted to lie down and die. Alex, The Annihilator, everything. It made me want to be dead that instant. Then the idea hit me like a punch in the head. I could go after him. I could go and kill him. I did have a couple of thousand dollars from working in my dad’s restaurant. I could get some supplies and be off. That’s what I decided to do. I would kill Aelonnia, The Annihilator.
When I managed to talk my way out of the police station, I immediately went to the bank to get a few hundred dollar bills. I went to a gun store I knew didn’t take I.D. I got a .40 Magnum. I also bought a knife. I was all set. One thing was missing: a way of transportation. I had my permit, but I didn’t have a license. Fortunately, I knew someone who did.
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“No” said the voice of my second best friend, Armando. We were in his house, just sitting and talking. Hearing that from him was like a shot from my own Magnum.
“But why?” I asked.
“Because it’s wrong.” He bluntly stated. I gave him a blank look.
“Oh come on, Ether. Killing isn’t just wrong, it’s illegal. Sure it’s revenge, but at what cost? You could go to jail, probably for the rest of your life.” He said, a tinge of irritation in his voice. Then I played my trump card.
“Armando, where was your sister when the bomb went off?” I said slowly. That did it. Armando’s face went grey, and then white.
“The school” he whispered so quietly I almost didn’t catch it.
“Exactly. Your sister was killed in that blast.” I said triumphantly.
“No she wasn’t, and I can prove it!” He shouted. His sister walked in. I could not believe my eyes. I was sure she had died. Then I figured out a test.
“Julia (that was her name), what is your innermost desire?”
“Um, uh” she mumbled.
“Exactly. You are not Julia, and if I am right, then get out of that suit, Aelonnia.” I said. Immediately she peeled off an ingenious body suit to reveal a dark skinned man.
“I hoped you would notice, little Ether. I would have thought that the death of your friend would have a profound effect on you.” said the all-so chilling voice of Aelonnia, The Annihilator. He showed us a thing that looked like a watch. It showed some numbers that looked like a countdown. It WAS a countdown. It counted down 3….2….1……. BOOM! Everything blew up in a cloud of blue flame, yet again it was as silent as the grave. The Annihilator was somehow not hurt. It quickly came to me I could pass right through him. It was a hologram.
“Figures. He was, after all, the predecessor to the scientist Aelonnia” I thought. My thoughts were interrupted when Armando tugged on me. We saw an enormous fireball just feet away from us. Its heat was so powerful; again I wanted to die for the second time that day. Me and Armando heaved a couch off his floor and threw it out of the window (I heard a crash at the bottom. Probably an expensive car.). We jumped out of the window onto the couch (we three stories up. It cushioned our fall, though I bumped my head at the bottom.
I looked over and saw Armando panting and coughing.
“See? Julia was killed in that bomb. I really need you, Armando” I said heavily.
“It’s just…. I…… couldn’t believe…..” He barely managed to say.
“So what’s your answer?” I replied.
He took a deep breath. “I’ll go.
Chapter 3

Smackerick the Maverick

I know I haven't posted in a while, and I apologize. Well here's my favortie gun- The Maverick!

(Clap clap clap). Okay, so it isn't a REAL Maverick. You honestly think I'd actually get a Maverick? I bought it at Wal-Mart for pete's sake!

Coming Soon....

I hope you all learned something about waiting for a new post, 'cuz you're going to have to do it again. I am currently trying to write my San Diego Post. Please wait.

Aww Yeah!

This is my TOTALLY awesome new book. The first chapter is AWESOME.

The Annihilator
Cody Byers



Chapter 1
When Things Went Wrong

It’s amazing what a single mistake can do. First of all, my name is Ether Cain. I’m fifteen years old, and very handsome, I must say. I go to Cactus Cliff Elementary, in Arizona. As I said, a single mistake can be REALLY bad, so here goes the story. It all started a few months ago. I was in school and sitting with my friend, Alex Gauger. He was talking about when we turn sixteen and start dating, and get our drivers licenses. Then all of a sudden a voice goes over the intercom “Everyone exit the school quickly in a calm orderly fashion.” Of course, everyone panicked. When we made it out, Alex went back inside to find out what happened. I knew this wasn’t a good idea. I waited for what seemed to be an eternity. All of the sudden, the school burst into brilliant flames, scorching my skin, but instead of a roaring fire, it was as silent as the grave. “NO!” I shouted. I heard maniacal laughter, echoing into the distance. Then my whole world went black.
**************************************************************When I woke up, I felt disoriented. I looked around. I was in a gray room with ugly paintings in it. A door opened, and a big muscular man entered the room, along with a skinny, clever looking man. “I’m afraid you’re friend is dead.” The thin man said, with no emotion at all. I just looked down. “Thankfully, he died quickly, with no suffering” he said, again with no emotion. “Well, now isn’t the time for mourning. We need to tell you how he died. The person responsible is one of the most feared killers in the world. His name is Aelonnia, given to him in the hopes that he would do something great. His namesake, Aelonnia Acrin, is said to be the most famous woman in the world, because she invented the silent bomb. It was a great discovery. Her death was untimely, but even more unfortunate is what her name inspired her “successor” to do with her invention. Though his name is Aelonnia, he goes by ‘The Annihilator,’” He explained. Just the name sent shivers up my spine. “We know that he used his namesake’s invention to kill your friend. He apparently stole the bomb from the military base commonly called Area 51. He transported it on Air Force One, disguised as a security guard. From there he drove to your school. It was designed to detonate only the principal’s office, but something went wrong. There were some extra explosives mixed in, and they went haywire. Unfortunately they weren’t enough to make a sound, so the police weren’t notified until later. We came in and tried to capture The Annihilator, and that’s when we encountered your friend, or what was left of him. We found a badly burned head, and a still pumping heart, but that stopped seconds later. We took them back to the station, then put them in a casket and buried them. I wished you were there. When we went back, the principal was still alive, but badly hurt. He told me to tell you it was not your fault your friend died.” I didn’t answer. “I’ll leave you in peace,” He finally said. He patted me on the shoulder, and left. I was thinking about the first time I met Alex. It was in 3rd grade and we were playing kickball. I was on one team, and he was on another. I was on third base, heading for home. I tagged base just as Alex tagged me. “You’re out!” he said triumphantly. We argued whether I was out or not. Then the bell rang, and we had to go to class. We agreed to be friends after school. Since then, we were always beside each other. We wore similar costumes on Halloween, and we always were on the same team at baseball. I couldn’t imagine life without him. I remember my first birthday gift from him. I was 10, and he gave me a pocket-sized gameboy. We played for hours with it, until it finally broke last year. I still remember me putting it in my pocket when I got it. I reached into my pocket and felt a recording tape. I noticed a tape recorder that certainly wasn’t there before. I put the tape in and heard the chilling voice of the Annihilator. He said, “The principal found out about me, so I had to annihilate him. I detonated a silent bomb inside his office. I also had to kill the 15 year-old. He said he would stop me. He was hopelessly wrong. Oh, and to Ether Cain, this was the last word your friend said. ‘Goodbye’.”

Erm.... Touching?

I recently went to a blog all about cake wrecks. I have two that I thought were creepy. Disgusting.

Goofy

I just felt like being goofy. Today is national "Don't Step on a Bee Day". So if you'll excuse me I will be building my Hot Wheels SuperTrack. Build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build build. Done. Whew!

From the Creator of: Thou Shalt Not Put Thy State Quarter in a Vending Machine Brings you A New Post: The Phenomenon

Here's a dream I had that was so weird it could've been an Imax movie. Here it is.



It starts off where my family goes to a big mansion for something and I notice that my mom, my dad, two uncles, and an aunt all have these weird patches on their chests. I keep on asking what they are and finally my mom takes me to a bathroom and peels back the patch and there's an eye underneath. She tells me that they gathered in the house because strange things had been happened and they think they know why. It's because of a rare phenomenon called vortexes. So me and Anonymous Genius go down into the basement and find this huge Drag racer (so cool). And for some reason my grandma came down also. This is where it gets creepy. I go into the bathroom and my grandma comes with me. All of the sudden these magnetic strips appear and start clinging to my arms. I ran out of the room and they disappeared. Then my grandma came out and said a shocking secret- she caused the vortexes. She didn't know how, she just did.

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Now for some reason my dream skipped 3000 years into the future. I was, for some reason was still 11. I was riding a cool bicycle that could go over 100 miles per hour. I was also riding with a group of adults. All of the sudden we saw a car called the L.I.P. The adults told me that no one ever beat the L.I.P on a bicycle. I tried to beat it and almost did, but all of the sudden I jumped off my bike. I ran all the way down the hill and saw Zach, who, for some reason, was still 16. He asked why I didn't just beat. I said the vortexes were back. Now we went back to a house that had a lake in the back to go fishing in. I decided to sleep by the lake with my fishing pole so I could fish in the morning. When I went outside with a pillow and blanket I saw there were'nt fish but killer whales. I jumped over it with these special jump pads and halfway over the killer whales jumped up and ate my pillow and blanket. They didn't touch me, just the pillow and blanket. I started walking around the lake and found Jonah behind a tree. Strangely, he was 3011 years old, and still alive. He said the vortexes caused him to be the age he was supposed to be in that year.

Sorry, that's where my dream ended. You'll have to enjoy that much. :(

The Time I Went on a Trip With My Dad.

One fine day, me and my dad went on a trip to UCIrvine (a college) in California. Here's the summary of the trip. I also added some pictures. Enjoy! Here's me in the hotel. It was quite comfy.

Now there was a reason for this trip. My dad used to be a professor at that school and he held a sandcastle event every year to help the students understand the world of business. I went with him this time to help. The night before we left me and my brothers cut ribbons to show what job the students at the event had. Here's me holding my dad's bullhorn.

Here's my dad "Bunny Earying" me while I build MY castle.

Some of the teams built their castles to close to the water, and they asked me to build a wall to protect them. They promised me 2.50 for my work, but they stiffed me! Werg (that's dwarvish for ugh)!

Then my favorite part arrived....... SQUISHING THE CASTLES!!!!!!

These are all my times of squishing castles glory. It was really fun!

Before we left for the sandcastle thingy me and my dad took some funny pictures. Again, Enjoy!

Here's a weird picture of my dad looking in the mirror.

Here's me on the bed.

I hope you enjoyed this tale. I enjoyed the trip!

Commandment XII- Thou Shalt Not Put Thy Arizona State Quarter in a Vending Machine

One day when we were went to Costco to have dinner Curtis found a vending machine with a quarter in it. He put it in and pressed the coin return, and by chance the same type of quarter came out. So Curtis put in his Arizona State Quarter. And guess what came out? Not an Arizona State Quarter. So for the next 20 minutes we were putting quarters in the vending machine and pressing the coin return to get it. Finally, I checked one of the quarters and it was an Arizona State Quarter. It got a small yellow hue (from someplace I don't want to know) from the journey. Remember, don't do that.

Taggedy-Tag!

My sister sorta tagged me, so here it goes.

List three joys:
1. Playing the Wii! If I keep playing boxing every day, I'll be in shape in no time!
2. Watching Mythbusters! It's amazing what Adam and Jamie can do.
3. Having a little baby brother! He's so cute.

List three fears:
1. That bedbugs are biting me every night! The little vampires are disgusting. Ick.
2.That our house will burn down and take the Wii with it. I can't live without a Wii!
3. That I will read all the books in my house and my dad will make me read some stupid document book.

List three goals:
1. I will finally find a sport my friend can't beat me at.
2. I want to get all strikes on Wii Bowling.
3.I want to get a hole in one on Wii Golf.

List three obsessions:
1. Football cards! I ave some really rare ones. Like a Reggie Bush rookie card, Jay Cutler Rookie (My prized possession), and Marcus Vick, not Michael.
2. Reading! I love it so much I sometimes read while my teacher gave directions.
3. Playing the Wii! In three days I mastered Fox on Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

List three random facts:

1. I like cheese.
2. My alter ego is Coco the Great.
3. My blog is kinda weird.

I tag Addison, Maunia, and Sierra.

WE LOVE THE WIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

After 16 months of endless hoping and whining, we finally got a Wii! For those of you who don't have one, it's is a game station that uses your motions to move characters. Say Wii Sports, for example. In tennis, you move the Wiimote( I love that name) to hit the ball. In boxing, you jab the Wiimote and the Nunchuk (which is a controller type thingy that connects onto the Wiimote for two hands moving) forward to punch. Wii ( ;) ) got that game and, drum roll, SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL! That's the game every Wii lover has been waiting for! Get the Wii, you won't regret it!

Slideshow-FINALLY

Alright, here it is. The slideshow you've been waiting for. I don't know if it will show up, but please tell me how to add one if it doesn't.http://Cody'sVideoGamestuff.ppt

This is SO Cool!

Ya know how most parents don't let you play video games very often? Well, I might change that I made a slide show about the effects of play ing video games. They can actually help you learn! They have 36 built in learning principles and several creativity and learning effects. I won't say any more until it's done. See Ya! :)

Cool Story for Club Penguin

Here's a story I made for Club Penguin. If you don't understand it, ask your kids. I'll bet they play it.


The Mission- By Bobto23

It was a dark night. Two strangers walked through the blackness. One was wearing a wet suit, the other one wearing night vision. They headed towards the snow forts, but took a different turn into the abyss of the woods. To an onlooker they were merely taking an exploration into the woods. But they were really heading onto a secret mission. They headed down a trap door, ready to be briefed by the master. When they made it down the trap door they met G. He said, “I cannot say who did it, but someone has sabotaged Rockhopper Island. They somehow made it onto the ship, and made it to the island. Your mission is to navigate Rockhoppers motorized row boat to the island. Then find the culprit and stop the sabotage, before all is lost.” The two penguins nodded. They set off for the beach.
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When the two finally spotted the island, it was three in the morning, two days after their briefing. “Who could be so cruel as to do this?” the older one said as he saw the sight of burning trees. They immediately started circling the island, when the younger one yelled to the older one to come here. They found a pair of penguins burning the trees. When they asked why they were doing it, the penguins said” Because we hate Rockhopper! He was so mean to us!” Well the agents didn’t want to hear that, so they offered to ask Rockhopper why he supposedly was mean to those penguins. When they found Rockhopper tied up and took his gag off, he yelled” Arggh, those scoundrels! They were trying to hijack me Migrator! When I said no, they tied me and forced me to lead them to my island! When I said no, they threatened to hurt Yarr! Ohhh, I’m going to get those rotten penguins!” When he was done, they untied him, and took the arsonists to Club Penguin. The penguins were sentenced to two years of wiping up spills in the Coffee shop and swabbing the Migrator until you could eat off it. Club Penguin never found out this incident. And that’s the story of the most secret mission of all Club Penguin Standard Time.

This is the Longest Chapter

Chapter 6
If Looks Could Kill……

When Reggie got up that morning, he sensed something was wrong. The air was somehow telling him that it was wrong. Then he heard a faint rustle in the bushes. He then saw a glitter. The glitter was coming from the barrel of an M16 machine gun. He tried to run, but he felt a thump on the back of his head, and everything was gone.
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When Reggie woke up his head was throbbing. He hoped someone would come and treat it. He started to think about Camille, but soon stopped himself. If he thought about her, he might do crazy things to get back. He took deep breaths, and soon he felt better. He stood up and looked around. He was in a cell about 3 yards wide and 6 yards long. There was, all of a sudden, a knock on the door of his cell, and it opened. In walked a very burly man with a tall thin man standing next to him. The burly one looked in Reggie’s eye and Reggie saw a look of so much hate, he just wanted to ask the man why he gave him that look. The tall one said,”Now Rory, don’t give our guest a look like that. You know he didn’t blow up your tank and your brother. It was that blasted girl, and you know it. This man did nothing wrong, but we’re going to use him as bait. I’m so sorry Mr, what is your name?”
“Reggie” Reggie answered.
“Ah, Mr. Reggie. Would you please sit down? My name is Dr. Ilosophus. Don’t make fun of it, or you shall pay the consequences. Now, I’m guessing that you don’t know why you’re here.” Dr. Ilosophus said.
“Actually, I think I do.” Reggie said. “You’re mad because Camille somehow blew up your tank, and you want to do something to punish her. That’s what it is, isn’t it? Well, if that’s the case, then I’ll try everything I can to stop you.” Reggie couldn’t believe this. If his assumption was correct, then they would try to capture Camille and torture her, and if they really were as cold blooded as they acted then maybe they might…. no. He shouldn’t think about it. It was too unbearable.
“I really would advise against it. You see, this is my assistant. His name is Rory, and he’s itching to punch your brain out, and he almost did when he shot you. I had to lower the gun just for a second so it hit under your brain, and over your arteries. That’s why you didn’t die.” Dr. Ilosophus calmly said. His voice had something that made Reggie calm, and he wanted to ask him for something to help his head.
“Now, here are you’re instructions. You will return to your camp, only with a special transmitter that will tell us what you’re doing and saying. You must bring her to us. If you tell the girl anything, Rory will shoot you, and I will not lose a moment of sleep for it. Once you carry out your orders, then I will reward you. You will die painlessly. We will knock you out with anesthetic then dump you in a pool of sulpheric acid. If you do not carry out your orders, we’ll take out the anesthetic part and just dump you in a pool of sulpheric acid.” Dr Ilosophus said, again very calmly.
Reggie sighed, figuring there was no other way.
“Alright, I’ll help you, but you have to promise that you won’t make Camille watch.”
“I wouldn’t dream of it.” Dr. Ilosophus soothingly said.
“Now, could you please help my head? It hurts.” Reggie asked.
“Of course. But first, I must let you think about what you’re going to do and act like when you get back to camp,” Dr. Ilosophus replied, a little more coldly. He left the room, but not before Rory knocked Reggie unconscious.
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When Reggie woke up for the third time that day, he tried to remember where he was. Was he at home, with his mom and dad?“Nope. I’m in the Australian Outback.” He thought. Right then the door opened and in walked Dr. Ilosophus.
“I trust you slept well?” He said, again very soothingly. Reggie nodded.
“Good. I have just built the transmitter. I will attach it to your arm where that blasted girl can’t see it. And if all goes well, she’ll really be blasted. With a pipe bomb.” Dr. Ilosophus chuckled at his joke.
“Well, see you at the lab.” said Dr. Ilosophus. He left. Reggie sat there, thinking. He was glad Rory didn’t accompany Dr. Ilosophus. “Honestly, if looks could kill, I would be dead.” He thought.

Ewwwwww...... (P.S. These kids are 17)

Chapter 5

A Special Gift

When Camille got back she was startled. She saw the most beautiful shelter in the history of the world. It had a little spout for collecting water that poured water through a spinning wheel which created electricity which powered little filters for cleaning the water. It was the most advanced primitive thing she had ever seen.
"Camille! There you are! Did you like our contraption?" Reggie asked her.
"Oh yes. It's the most advanced primitive thing I've ever seen. Oh, I found some raspberries." She replied. She then went back to the bushes to get more raspberries. Reggie went and started building a door to the shelter. He was working hard when Camille came rushing back with a great discovery.
"Reggie I found a beach! Can we go? Please please please!" She begged.
"All right." Reggie complied. An hour later they were staring at the sunset.
"Isn't the sunset beautiful?" Reggie asked.Camille looked at him. They looked at each other for a few seconds. Then they leaned forward and kissed. They lingered like that for a moment then they just came apart, went back to the camp, and each went to sleep in a different part of the shelter.

I can't think of a name for this post........

Chapter 4
The Finding
The next morning Camille got up early to try and see if there were berries on this place. She headed on out and saw the scariest thing of her life. It was a Japanese tank. She decided to run all the way back to where the other students and Reggie were. But before she could run the tank saw her. It started moving slowly. Camille started running. She knew that a tank moves slowly, which she would use to her advantage. After she ran for about ten seconds she tripped over something. When she looked to see what it was, she saw it was a bottle of nitroglycerine.
"This could be useful." She thought. She grabbed the bottle and heaved it at the tank. It exploded and pieces of the tank came rushing toward her. She jumped into some bushes next to her. When the pieces were gone she hopped out of the bushes. She saw her hands were red! She tasted the red stuff and found it was raspberry juice.
"Cool. I managed to destroy the enemy unit AND find food to eat. Reggie will be so proud of me." She thought. She hoped Reggie would have built a nice shelter. She took out a bowl she had made in her pottery class back at the high school and filled it with plenty of the heavenly berries. She then started skipping back to camp.

Master of Disguise

Chapter 3
Everything Is Not What It Seems

"This is not good." Camille said out loud. She and Reggie had just, unknown to them, parachuted in to the Australian Outback.
"Um, Camille? Look behind you." Reggie said. Camille turned around and saw the biggest funnel web spider she had ever seen.
Before Camille could run, the spider came toward her and........ Shook her hand.
"What the?!" She cried.
"Greetings! We are the former students of the Ricky Donny High School. We were wondering if we could stay with you. We were kidnapped by Japanese people when a bomb blew up in our school." The spider responded to Camille's cry. It then revealed itself to be four students in a costume.
"Well, we haven't gotten anything made. We don't even have a shelter." Reggie said.
"No worries. We will help you get a shelter ready. But first, we must think of a name for us. Since we are now together, we are some sort of club. Therefore, we must have a name. Since my friends and I are in every grade of high school, let's be called The United Grades of High School." The students said. Reggie and Camille nodded, knowing their ordeal was only beginning.

Survey Says....

This should have gone in December, but I couldn't get it to go. Here's my elf name.
Your Elf Name Is...

Ditzy Fruit Cake

Bingey Bombey

Chapter 2
The Kidnapping


A bomb. That's all Camille could remember. There was a bomb in the clock. The columns were a countdown. It was a smart thing to do, seeing as she had blacked out. It was a miracle she wasn't dead. She was sure she was hit with the full blast. After she remembered that, she heard the voice.
"Camille, is that you?" Reggie asked.
"No, it's Billy Bob Joe, the farmer. Of course it's me! Who did you think I was? Oh, where are we?" Camille replied.
"I think were in a fighter jet." Reggie answered. Suddenly a new voice spoke.
"Shut up!" It shouted. Camille looked up and saw a man. He was tall and muscular. But it wasn't those features that caught her eye. It was the crest on the side of his shoulder. It was white with a red dot in the middle.
"He's Japanese," She thought.
"Camille, I managed to steal two parachutes. Let's bail." Reggie managed to whisper without the guard hearing. There was a hatch on the side of the jet. Camille and Reggie tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge.
"Move over," Reggie said gruffly. He took out a knife which he had stolen from one of the guard. He explained that somehow the Japanese had managed to have the Mafia put a diamond edge on it. He stabbed it into the metal and created a hole just big enough for them to jump through.
"How's that for an escape? C'mon let's go." Reggie said. They grabbed a parachute each and jumped out the hole.

Story!

From now on I will be posting a new chapter of my story every once in a while. Here is the first chapter.

The United Grades of High School
By Cody Byers

Chapter 1
The Incident


"Come on Reggie!" Camille called. They were late for chemistry, and in crowded areas, like the hallway, it's easy to get lost. That's why she needed Reggie. Like they needed to learn about chemistry when the Japanese were attacking. Ever since they attacked, everything revolved around chemistry. It was like everyone expected them to invent new bombs and go to the army.
"It's okay Camille. Remember, it's only chemistry. But, isn't a bit early to go to chemistry?" Reggie said. Camille looked at the clock. It said 8:00. 8:00!
It was 3 hours before they had to leave. She guessed it was stress that made her go all nuts. When she heard the news that the U.S.A was going into World War III, she was devastated. The Iraqi war just ended! "How could another big war start just after one?" She thought.
"Were supposed to be in English, remember?" Reggie said. But Camille wasn't listening. She was looking at the clock. It had the weirdest columns of numbers. She realized with horror what it was.
"Reggie! Run!" She shouted. Reggie wasn't one to hesitate. He just started running straight out the door of the high school. Camille tried to follow, but an explosion behind her made her stop and fall to the ground. Then everything went black.

Diet=NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My parents have recently gone all "Health-o-matic". So when I want to have a popsicle, they always get the "Sugar Free" ones. Well, I have one thing to say. THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!!! I refuse to go on their diet.

Horray!

Horray! Post Number 20! I'm 1/50 of the way to 1000!

Video Games Taken!

Jonah just so happens to be a boy that never does what the parents ask. So when I let him sleep in my bed, he fooled around even when my dad said to be quiet. So when my dad came back to find Jonah fooling around he took MY new video game!The game was "Crash: Tag Team Racing". Here are some pictures. This is the first time I've posted pictures, so if it doesn't work, sorry. Meesa not lika Jonah.

Mince Meat

Well. I haven't wrote a post for a few days (or weeks) so I decided to write about what went on the past few days. First Jonah just got a Build-A-Bear that he named "Josh". From then on that night he spent his "sleeping hours" rubbing spit in my hair and skin. I told him he would be mince meat if he did that again, and knowing Jonah, he did it again. So I made a mince meat pie out of him. Go Figure!

Nighty Time Is A Staticy Time

Last night was weird. I was rubbing my legs inside my blanket to get in a good position to sleep and I saw STATIC ELECTRICITY SPARKS! They were really cool! Curtis was freaked out about it (I don't know why) but me and Jonah thought it was cool. Would you?

Freaky Facts!

Here are some weird and freaky facts that I learned.
1. There are six insect legs in the average chocolate bar.
2. You eat about two spiders every year.
3. There is no copper in pennies.
4. There is about one stick of dynamite in your cloth.
5. Every dog has at least five cockroaches in it's hair.


Just thought you'd think it's funny! :D

Munny Rules!

Something happened that was really funny at school today. There's a kid who's in HATS, but sometimes he acts dumb to be funny. One day he asked a teacher for permission to do something, but she said no. At recess he gave the teacher a slip of paper. He told her it was what he would give her if she said yes. This is what the note said: MUNNY. It's supposed to be MONEY. Funny, right?

Journalism and Cartoons and Inventions! Oh My!

Since I haven't been writing long posts (and my mom told me that it would attract readers like flies) I'm going to write a good, long post. It's about what happened at school today. The gifted group (HATS) is in charge of student council, and even though we aren't in it, we get to do a NEWSPAPER! IT'S AMAZING I couldn't decide if I wanted to do a comic or if I wanted to do an article about something. I decided to do a column about new inventions. Other kids are doing cartoons about stuff like flowers. Some kids are interviewing teachers and stuff for front page material. I think someone should do a food section. Other kids are also doing a sports section, and a crossword! This is what one of my inventions on my column was. I'll give you a hint: radio, and the three dimensional copy of a square.

Unpack Your Adjectives (The Funny Ones)

There's a kid in my class named Zack, and he's really crazy. Today we were trying to look for synonyms about words. T here was one word that was "Tame", So I said to my friend next to me"Let's think of words that don't describe Zack."

I HATE MY @#$% IMMUNE SYSTEM!

The first thing wrong with my immune system is: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU?!?! You're always getting me SICK, not HEALTHY! Please do your job, OR I WIIL KILL YOU! (Just a figure of speech. If I did that I would be killing myself.) I hate you because you never repel sicknesses very fast!

Story Time!

I'm writing a really good story! Comment to ask me to email it to you.
It's about World War III.

Gangsta Names

Everyone, attention. This is your gangsta name. Sierra julander is sizzle jizzle. Jenny julander is jizzle jizzle. Treg Julander is tizzle jizzle. I'm Cizzle Bizzle. Aaron byers aizzle bizzle. My mom is jizzle bizzle. Jonah is jizzle bizzle. Addison everett is aizzle eizzle.

How Do You Get This To Work?

This is is posted to Sierra Julander. How do you and your dad play age of empires together? Me and jonah tried, but we couldn't get it to work. How did you do it? Do you each have a disk? Please comment on this to tell me how you did it!

Well, Who do we have here? Oh, no one.

Well, sometimes I hate it when someone mimics knocking on the door and I answer it.......... And there's no one there. Do you? Comment to tell me!

Why Is The Show Stopped?

Watching shows with family is fun..................... except when the littles get in the way. Last night we had to stop our star trek episode four times because eli kept getting toothpaste. When I have kids I'm going to get a security code on the toothpaste drawer.

Cooking, Cooking and, You Guessed It, Cooking

I like cooking. But sometimes it gets in the way of things I want to do. Like on thanksgiving, me and my dad made a caramel apple pie (very good), but it pushed into my free time. My mom wrote something about thanksgiving, too. See jenslifeisasitcom.blogspot.com.

Tips for Age of Empires II

This is not supposed to be funny. It is a tip for age of empires lovers. If you're doing map type large islands, here's how you beat it easily.Build a dock. Put a villager in a transport ship and transport the villager to an uninhabited part of an enemy island. Unload the villager and have it build a town center. Then create more villagers and build military units. Then attack. Keep attacking and you will defeat them. Here are cheat codes: first you need to press the enter key, and then you type in the cheat code. To get food, you type: cheese steak jimmy's. For gold: robin hood. For wood: lumberjack. And for rock: rock on.Each recourse will give one thousand of that recourse. AND for immediate creation (which you create buildings and people instantly): aegis. To create a car: how do you turn this on. and to make a powerful monkey who kills buildings very fast: furious the monkey boy(this cheat only works on the conquerors expansion).

The Journey of a Thousand Experiences Begins with a Single Post

I just remebered an old saying " The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step". So I thought, " Why doesn't that work with blogs?" So remember, " The journey of a thousand experiences begins with a single post."

My Philosophy

Well, most people have a personal philosophy, so I'll tell you mine. If thou shalt whack, thou shalt be whacked back.

MAYBE a Thousand

Okay, MAYBE I really meant there would be a thousand experiences, but, hey, I'll try. Most of them were in my baby years. But I'll tell you this. This happened in my baby years. It's the only thing I can remember. NEVER roar at a bee. Trust me, I know. So remember, never roar at a bee.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to School We Go!

Well, the first thing I want to talk about (in my NEW blog) is school. Man, what's got into kids these days? They're weirder (like me). One kid just yells " I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" all day long. AND.......... what is it with kids and football? You show them a football and they get all like " Let's build a team!"and stuff. I mean I tried to just play with some guys on a team and they completely ignored me. I was wide open, and the QB (quarterback. I will be referring to him as QB) passed to someone who was covered. Where I can just be my crazy old self is in HATS( Higley Association for Talented Students). We get to do all this cool stuff. Once we got to write these christmas mysteries. And for an early christmas present we got clockulators! It's a clock with a calculator and is in the shape of a phone! It is SO cool! Another kid named Connor, when we play a game which you kick a ball over a fence, everytime he gets it, he yells " BURRITOS!". Weird. Other than all this about school, it's just same old school.