Wednesday, June 25, 2008

From the Creator of: Thou Shalt Not Put Thy State Quarter in a Vending Machine Brings you A New Post: The Phenomenon

Here's a dream I had that was so weird it could've been an Imax movie. Here it is.



It starts off where my family goes to a big mansion for something and I notice that my mom, my dad, two uncles, and an aunt all have these weird patches on their chests. I keep on asking what they are and finally my mom takes me to a bathroom and peels back the patch and there's an eye underneath. She tells me that they gathered in the house because strange things had been happened and they think they know why. It's because of a rare phenomenon called vortexes. So me and Anonymous Genius go down into the basement and find this huge Drag racer (so cool). And for some reason my grandma came down also. This is where it gets creepy. I go into the bathroom and my grandma comes with me. All of the sudden these magnetic strips appear and start clinging to my arms. I ran out of the room and they disappeared. Then my grandma came out and said a shocking secret- she caused the vortexes. She didn't know how, she just did.
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Now for some reason my dream skipped 3000 years into the future. I was, for some reason was still 11. I was riding a cool bicycle that could go over 100 miles per hour. I was also riding with a group of adults. All of the sudden we saw a car called the L.I.P. The adults told me that no one ever beat the L.I.P on a bicycle. I tried to beat it and almost did, but all of the sudden I jumped off my bike. I ran all the way down the hill and saw Zach, who, for some reason, was still 16. He asked why I didn't just beat. I said the vortexes were back. Now we went back to a house that had a lake in the back to go fishing in. I decided to sleep by the lake with my fishing pole so I could fish in the morning. When I went outside with a pillow and blanket I saw there were'nt fish but killer whales. I jumped over it with these special jump pads and halfway over the killer whales jumped up and ate my pillow and blanket. They didn't touch me, just the pillow and blanket. I started walking around the lake and found Jonah behind a tree. Strangely, he was 3011 years old, and still alive. He said the vortexes caused him to be the age he was supposed to be in that year.
Sorry, that's where my dream ended. You'll have to enjoy that much. :(

2 comments:

Jen said...

Still strange, bub. Maybe you'll dream the rest tonight.

JJ said...

Ok, that is a FREAKY dream dude!!! What does your mother feed you before bed???? Maybe you should go into the film industry and produce some of those dreams.