Freaky Facts!

Here are some weird and freaky facts that I learned.
1. There are six insect legs in the average chocolate bar.
2. You eat about two spiders every year.
3. There is no copper in pennies.
4. There is about one stick of dynamite in your cloth.
5. Every dog has at least five cockroaches in it's hair.


Just thought you'd think it's funny! :D

Munny Rules!

Something happened that was really funny at school today. There's a kid who's in HATS, but sometimes he acts dumb to be funny. One day he asked a teacher for permission to do something, but she said no. At recess he gave the teacher a slip of paper. He told her it was what he would give her if she said yes. This is what the note said: MUNNY. It's supposed to be MONEY. Funny, right?

Journalism and Cartoons and Inventions! Oh My!

Since I haven't been writing long posts (and my mom told me that it would attract readers like flies) I'm going to write a good, long post. It's about what happened at school today. The gifted group (HATS) is in charge of student council, and even though we aren't in it, we get to do a NEWSPAPER! IT'S AMAZING I couldn't decide if I wanted to do a comic or if I wanted to do an article about something. I decided to do a column about new inventions. Other kids are doing cartoons about stuff like flowers. Some kids are interviewing teachers and stuff for front page material. I think someone should do a food section. Other kids are also doing a sports section, and a crossword! This is what one of my inventions on my column was. I'll give you a hint: radio, and the three dimensional copy of a square.

Unpack Your Adjectives (The Funny Ones)

There's a kid in my class named Zack, and he's really crazy. Today we were trying to look for synonyms about words. T here was one word that was "Tame", So I said to my friend next to me"Let's think of words that don't describe Zack."

I HATE MY @#$% IMMUNE SYSTEM!

The first thing wrong with my immune system is: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU?!?! You're always getting me SICK, not HEALTHY! Please do your job, OR I WIIL KILL YOU! (Just a figure of speech. If I did that I would be killing myself.) I hate you because you never repel sicknesses very fast!